can I call you back? I'm in the toilet...

Am I the only person this would ever occur to? As a matter of fact, my phone does not come to the washroom with me, even in my pocket... the last time i had to take it in with me, it ended up slipping out of my pocket straight into the toilet bowl... so, i don't even go there anymore... others however, have an altogether different etiquette...

For about the fifth time since I've been using this shared staff washroom, there was a woman in there, on the toilet for an extended period of time, using her phone... in the stall, while seated on the toilet... i can't be sure if I keep encountering the same woman or not as the "offender" most often rushes out without even stopping to wash her hands -- as i only go in there to do my business, wash and get out! One woman told the caller on the other end that she was in a meeting! another said she'd pick up a loaf of bread from the bakery on the way home...

One of the many reasons I hate shared washrooms...